Why rich financial people dont marry :P

A friend of mine posted this on my facebook wall and I just had to post it on my blog. The CEO of J.P. Morgan reply to a Pretty Girl. I love the last part of the reply. HAHAHA :D

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married?

I wanted to ask:

what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York CityGarden(?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

1. Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2. Which age group should I target?
3. Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
4. How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? My target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Awesome reply:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours.

Please allow me to analyse your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square.

However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later. By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term - same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased".

Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me...

signed,

J.P. Morgan

Ownage rite? HAHAHA :DD

Paramore! MORE MORE MORE!

I used to search on youtube for live videos of their performance and was very amazed, but now that I've been to their concert and seen them perform live, I can say that it was a gaziliion times better than on youtube! Its the best concert that I've been to! I cant begin to describe the intensity that I felt during the concert when I saw the whole band headbanging, jumping around, hayley doing this wacky dance while singing, and of course more headbanging. IT WAS JUST TOO AWESOME. The most awesome part is that they played 18 songs! The songs that they played were:

1. Ignorance
2. Feeling Sorry
3. That's What You Get
4. For A Pessimist, I'm Very Optimistic
5. Emergency
6. Playing God
7. Careful
8. Decode
9. Never Let This Go (Acoustic)
10. When It Rains (Acoustic)
11. Where The Lines Overlap (Acoustic)
12. Misguided Ghosts (Acoustic)
13. Crushcrushcrush
14. Pressure
15. Looking up
16. The Only Exception
17. Brick by Boring Brick (Encore)
18. Misery Business (Encore)

The concert started as a black curtain covered the stage. Then there was this intense intro where we can only see the shadows of the band members. As the curtain dropped, the crowd was screaming like there was no tomorrow. They started the concert with Ignorance.

I think the crowd was the loudest during Thats What You Get, even Ili said so. Yes, they had an acoustic session rite in the middle of the concert. It started with just Hayley and Josh (guitarist) playing Never Let This Go. During this song, Hayley's voice was clear and beautiful. Then they brought up a white couch on stage and the whole band played 2 other songs on acoustic. After that, it was full on rock with Crushcrushcrush as Hayley asked everyone to get on their feet and dance. I think the most awesome part happened during Pressure. They slowed the song down in the middle and Hayley asked the crowd,

" How many of you have been to a Paramore show? "

*some screams can be heard*

"Well, welcome back. But what we really wana know is, how many of you HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A PARAMORE SHOW? "

*whole crowd screams*

"Well, welcome to the family! Now that you're here, you have been sucked in, and we are never letting you go. You guys waited 6 years to see Paramore and we pro

mise that you guys won't have to wait another 6 years for us to return. By the look of things, we should have been here sooner!"

Hayley then introduced the band members one by one. After that they continued playing Pressure and did this awesome stunt where Jeremy (bassist) side-flipped over Josh and Hayley was right infront of them (as you can see the picture at the top of my blog :P). During The Only Exception Hayley asked the crowd to put up their handphones and lighters.

They said goodbye but of course the crowd screamed for an encore. They came back and played Brick by Boring Brick. And at the end of the song, the whole crowd was singing along to PARA PA PARA PA PARA PARA PA PA PARA PA PA PARA PA PARA PA PARA PARA PA PA PARA PA PA!! After that they played MISERY BUSINESS! and some lucky dude got to go on stage and sing a part of the song and even got to take a pic with Hayley (T.T) What the heck, but it was still the best concert that I've been to and those who didn't go missed a hell of a concert. Well, its not a concert, its a full on head-banging, jumping, screaming rock show :P Plus I got a sore neck the next day and I just head-banged a little.

Dear Hayley, how do you do it again and again and again? :D

(I got thesepictures from: http://entertainment.malaysia.msn.com/music/photos.aspx?cp-documentid=4407368)

Selamat Hari Raya :D

Ya2, I know Im late but who cares. Raya is suppose to be a month XD

Selamat Hari Raya people, Maaf zahir dan batin :D

How was my raya? Well, in the morning I had to wake up early to bring my grandpa to the mosque for raya prayers. I had to be there super early cause its easier to find parking so that my grandpa wont need to walk so far. Then, after prayers I went back into my car, put in the key, switched it on but the car wont start and suddenly the alarm went off. I panicked. HAHA. I tried it again and same thing happened. Imagine the embarrassment, as I parked rite infront of the masjid, with all the loads of people around (>.<) Turns out the battery is dead. My grandpa didnt know what was going on so he said " On aircond, on aircond ". hahaha. I was laughing that time. So my mom had to pick us up from the masjid. Once I got home, I had to go out again with my dad to take out the car battery. Well, I took out the car battery. Then we went to this battery shop my dad knew, luckily it was open. Thank god. Went back to the car, plugged in the new battery and yesss it runs again. Then I went off to my grandparents place. So thats my first day of raya experience, I now know how to change a car battery. haha :D

Quick shout out to emy since today is her bday, HAPPY BIRTHDAY EMY ;D

yes, emy semakin tua. :P

A True Inspiration!

Im sure most people are as physically able as stevie or even more. People complain that their out of shape, obese etc, and yet they do nothing about it. This guy is committed to bodybuilding for more than 15 years even with his condition. Hope this video helps you to move your ass of the couch and get motivated to change your life cause it surely did it for me. A true inspiration :')

"You change your attitude, you'll never know what you can do with your life" - Stevie Zee

Ramadan

Hello blog. Once again its the time of the year where muslims fast for a month. This time around im planning to solat terawih every other day and of course full 20 rakaat. On the other days im planning to go to the gym at night. Yup, going to the gym around 8.30 and be back by 10.30 or 11. By then i'll be drop dead tired. haha. Planning to decrease my body fat from 18% to 15% in a month, maybe lower, hopefully. :D

And we all know what happens after a month, RAYAAAA! The time where people stuff stuffs into you. haha. They'll stuff you with food, lots and lots of food and of course money. :P

(Yes, I know I havent posted about the Japan trip. Soon yeah XD)

Motivation and Determination

Sorry for abandoning the blog for a long time. AGAIN. XD After I went to Japan, I was busy with assignments and all so I couldn't update. I promise that I will update you guys on my trip to Japan now that the break/holiday started :D

Today, I would like to answer a few of the questions that my friends always ask me:

1. Why/How did you lose weight?
2. Why do you always workout?
3. Why are you picky of what you eat?

The answer to all of these questions are motivation and determination. Why did I lose weight? Well, I was once an obese stage 2. Yup, that bad. I constantly get headaches and stomachaches. I went to see a doctor and he said that all of the sickness I felt was due to too much visceral fat/organ fat. I was diagnosed with fatty liver and the only cure was to exercise and diet. So I did what the doctor told me. How did I lose weight? I ate less and also went to the gym at least 2-3 times a week. Jog alot and carried light weights. To motivate myself I bought smaller size t shirts and pants. I tried wearing them every other week just to keep track of my progress. If you're keeping track of your progress, even the slightest improvement will make you happy. Trust me. Lost 20kgs in a year which in considered quite an achievement for me.

Then I (or some people) noticed that I was too thin. I had to gain back some weight. Which is the harder part as I started searching the internet and some magazines for tips. Less jogging and heavier weights at the gym. Started drinking protein shakes and eating 5-6 times a day. Why am I picky of what I eat? To build muscle you need to eat 1g of protein for 1 pound of body weight. So im 190 pounds I need to eat 190 grams of protein (but I usually eat around 150 only). Fat consumed in a day must not exceed 35% of your protein so thats 65grams. Calories per day should be less than 3000. Well, the average fast food chain like McD has set meals that is 1300 calories, processed foods which is high in fat, and almost everything is deep fried in oil. Which is why if I go to McD and eat lunch, the only food that I'll eat are the fried chicken (cause its not processed, around 40 grams of protein, less than 20 grams of fat) or the quarter pounder burger (29g of protein, 26g of fat) and of course I'll skip the fries. Im not saying that Im a serious health freak. If I was one, I wouldnt even be eating at McD. haha. I allow myself for a "cheat" day or meal where I can eat anything I want. Usually I'll eat anything I want for one meal in one day or I eat anything I want for one whole day in a week.

The main motivation or reason why I maintain a somewhat healthy lifestyle is due to the future. Every time I go to the gym and eat proper meals, I consider it an investment for a better future. When Im 60, I wana be living like im 40. When Im 70-80, I want to be able to play with my grandchildren and still be able to pray while standing. When Im 90-100, I want to still be breathing, hopefully. haha :D

So come on people. Move your arsses. If I can do it, why cant you? :P

Oh she makes me feel like shit, but I can't get over it

She takes her time with the little things
Love notes reminding me
She wears red when she's feeling hot
I have her but that's all I've got
She looks best without her clothes
I know it's wrong but that's THE WAY IT GOES

I don't know what she sees in me
But I'm happy that she's happy now
That she's with me
And I'm freakin' out
Because I'm just so lucky

Oh she makes me feel like shit
It's always something
But I can't get over it
She thinks it's nothing
Because she's
Everything I ask for
Everything I ask for
And just a little bit more
Everything I ask for
Everything I ask for
And so much more

She loves music but she hates my band
Loves Prince she's his biggest fan
She's not big on holding hands
But that's alright cause I've still got her
She keeps up on current affairs
PRADA IS WHAT SHE WEARS

I don't know what she sees in me
But I'm happy that she's happy now
That she's with me
And I'm freakin' out
Because I'm just so lucky

Oh she makes me feel like shit
It's always something
But I can't get over it
She thinks it's nothing
Because she's
Everything I ask for
Everything I ask for
And just a little bit more
Everything I ask for
Everything I ask for
And so much more

Fist fights turn into sex
I wonder what comes next
She loves to always keep me guessing

And she (SHE!)
won't (WON'T)
give it up.
And we (WE!)
Both (BOTH)
know it's because...

Oh she makes me feel like shit
It's always something
But I can't get over it
She thinks it's nothing
Because she's
Everything I ask for
Everything I ask for
And just a little bit more
Everything I ask for
Everything I ask for
And just a little bit more
Everything I ask for
Everything I ask for
And so much more
Everything I ask for
Everything I ask for
And so much more

=D

Tik Tok Tik Tok

Well, 3 more days and I'm back to facing books. Wat was supposed to be 3 months felt like a month to me. It's already going to be March. Hell yeah. Wat happened to January and February? By the time I wake up to face reality I think I'm gonna have my degree. Well, thats a lil bit of an exaggeration. But still, notice that time flies quicker now. One of the sign that the world is gonna end. Uh-huh. Better start building those ships like in the 2012 movie. Haha.

I've started drinking some whey protein to ya know, gain some muscle. Cause apparently people say I'm too thin now. Haih. But I can't complain much cause the whey protein taste really really really good. French vanilla flavour. Yummy. The brand I bought has been awarded with the Best Whey Protein & Best Supplement of the Year for 5 years straight until now. Hope that it works.

Losing weight is the easy part, gaining muscle is when the term 'no pain, no gain' comes into play. Literally. Have been reading a lot of tips on how to gain muscle. They say you have to eat 1g of protein per pound daily. So if I am 180 pounds, I have to eat 180g of protein. Food like 250g of chicken breast, has about 60g of protein. So I have to eat 3 of those a day, steamed not deep fried or anything else. On top of that, I need to carry heavier weights during workout. Ughhh, told ya losing weight is easier -_-"

Don't worry though, I'm not gonna be like those bodybuilders with like biceps as big as your head. I hope not. Though I am addicted to working-out. Seriously addicted. Wow this has been a long post. Till next time peeps. :)

Daridiridara Du~

• I got an interview with maxis for the scholarship next monday and im feeling kinda nervous rite now.
• Need to get a haircut for the interview ._.
• Watching Glee is fun.
• Need to bowl more, Malaysian Open is a month away.
• My holiday is ending in 26 days. Nooooooooo.

"If you had just told me honestly that you got someone else. That you hate me. Then I wouldn't have hated you to death"

Sorry, just felt like letting this out. Haih...

Listen to my heartbeat.

Here's another song that my sis keeps on playing. I like the video and the lyrics. Kinda emo but catchy at the same time. So do check it out.
PS: Its not dedicated to anyone so please jgn perasan eh. :P

2PM - Heartbeat

Selepas Sekolah :D

So, thanks to my sis, i've been hearing alot of korean songs cause she always play them LOUDLY in her room and whenever she watches the tv, its bound to be a KOREAN show. XD

I saw this one band named After School on a show. 7 girls = HOTNESS. I like 2 girls in particular which are:

Park Kahi

Jung Ah

I've posted a video of the whole group so you guys can check out their HOTNESs. Kahi is the one singing first and Jung Ah is the hot short haired blondie singing at 2.44 minutes :D

2010 Resolutions

In no particular order.

1. Gain some muscle and lose somemore fats - Target weight 80kgs (72kgs FFM 8kgs fat mass) 6/8 packs is a must :D

2. Win an open tournament - I need money to spend (",

3. Cut my hair in a different way - Because some people say that my hair is too messy, its not neat, i do not own a mirror in the house, and other remarks. You know who you are :P

4. Learn to play the guitar properly - Make more of my own songs. I've only got the lyrics part done, nothing on the guitar yet.

5. Go clubbing - Before that, learn how to dance xD

6. Try to talk with new people, gain more friends - I need to learn how to talk with new people cause im shy. But once you get to know me, it'll be different :P

7. Get contact lenses - I highly doubt that my mom would let me -.-

8. Get better results - Aim : 80% average.

9. Play more games - I am currently underutilising my xbox and tv in my room cause Im always outside of the house ;P

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Happy Rocking Head Banging
New Year Peeps!

Keep in mind that you're older by a year now :P